/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] You are trying to describe your favorite food to an alien who is studying human life. You are the first person they've asked, so they have no prior knowledge on the subject.
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[WP] "Hey guys, ExoExplorer here! There will be a giveaway at the end of this video, so stay tuned! Today, I'm gonna be checking out Exoplanet F-231, a forbidden planet in the Sygiron System! I'm not supposed to be here, but I do this for you, the fans! Like and subscribe!"
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[WP] Earth is known as the Death Planet. Not for its extreme conditions or violent people... but because aliens who visit become enraptured by its media. They're often found dead in front of a television or computer or slot machine, having stopped eating or drinking or caring for themselves.
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[WP] A group of humans dwelling underground after the end find an old PC and monitor hooked up to a solar array, with only an E-Mail program open. Decades later, spam bots still send E-Mails to that PC, which are revered as the words of the gods.
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[WP] Bob is usually a good guy in the community. Reliable, smart, hard working. He really loves Halloween, too, and celebrates every year. However, it's been 10 years since the zombie apocalypse and he will stop at nothing to continue this tradition.
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[WP] "Welcome to the Earth Human Infiltration Training Center. Here, you will enact and reenact human Earth life until you can blend in perfectly." The problem, however, is that their training materials were all sitcoms.
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[WP] Foreman Conrad Struction sighed, saying, "My relationship with my sister is complicated. See, names can have a lot of power. I became a construction worker. But Dee? Well, she-" He was interrupted as laser blast leveled a nearby bank and an evil laugh was heard.
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[WP] The doctor asks how you feel. "Well, doc, I'm hungry... thirsty... and I seem to be having trouble with my chest..." The doctor just nods solemnly, "That's called breathing. There's been an accident... I'm afraid that you're alive." And with that, the zombie shuffles out of the room...
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[WP] You always said your beloved dog was the goodest boy. Turns out you were right: He somehow keeps showing up to help you in the most unpredictable places, years and decades after his death.
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