/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] They say that the old Archive Unit has corrupt data and that no robot should learn from him. He still has stone parts, he's so old. But you found his archival stories interesting, especially the ones about The Creator Civilization's 'magic'.
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[WP] Mr Clean? No, he was now Emperor Clean. And with his legions of loyal Clean Soldiers, he would cleanse the universe of dirt, grime, filth, and litter. By any means necessary.
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[SP] They say that The Factory is a good place to work. But except for the management, no employee exits once they enter.
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[WP] "What is this?" "What?" "This design you submitted for the new species of animal! It's terrible!" "Oh, that? I'm proud of it. I call them 'humans'. I figured 'Earth' could use something smarter than what we had on 'Mars'."
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[WP] A race of aliens arrived and subjugated the human race. However, their idea of subjugation includes caring for the Humans' every need, pampering and coddling them, and ushering in an age of peace, all of which the aliens consider torturous.
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[WP] Satan was getting worried. The climate data all showed his worst fears and he had to figure out how to stop it. But what could be happening on Earth to make Hell literally freeze over?
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[WP] "So welcome to the office. That's Chuck, our accounting manager. There's Cindy, the team lead. This is Kalgor, Conquerer of Stars and Master of the Black Hole Dominion, our receptionist."
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[WP] The Good News: You teach a preschool class. The Better News: It's entirely for newborn dragons.
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[WP] The Legendary Dark Lord of Mayhem has lost time and time again to prophesied heroes, so he decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! He attempts to take up a weapon against evil. Only problem is, he's not good at being good.
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