/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] Through complete accident, you've become the prophet for several different gods that speak to you in your head and have proven themselves real to you. They're constantly arguing who you should be propheting for.
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[WP] In a world full of gods, a majority don't believe that mortals even exist. There are, of course, groups of gods who pray to one or more mortals and give them demands to be carried out. You are a leader of the First Church of Todd Stevens, because you have spoken to him directly.
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[WP] Books have always been documentary in nature: They are always about 100% true events and people. You, a writer specializing in the lives of police officers, had a brain storm one day: What if you wrote something that WASN'T true?
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[WP] The Prince of War and the Princess of Battle. Two souls linked forever not by love, but by rivalry. They are reborn time and time again and upon finding each other, they regain their past memories and once again renew their eternal battle to the death.
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[WP] You sit at the end of time and space, the last life in the universe. It's just you and Death. If he finishes you off, he disappears, and you're lonely, so you exist together in a somewhat unstable relationship.
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[WP] After hours, the animatronics in the pizza place come to life! But... not for murder or anything. They mostly go to the bar across the street and drink. Your job is to make sure they don't embarrass themselves and the brand.
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[WP] The world's greatest villain is thwarted again and again, but he's never actually arrested because he genuinely loves his work so much that nobody can stay mad at him.
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[WP] Not many people know about Hannibal Lector's wannabe copycat killer, Herschel Lestor. He's exactly like Hannibal, except he's inept, not very bright, and in prison for property damage he caused during his first twelve failed murders.
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[WP] You run a cute themed bakery called Unicorn Pasture. You claim that the great taste comes from fresh unicorn tears in every batch. Of course, nobody would buy your pastries if they knew how true that was.
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