/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] He was The Missing Immortal Emperor. Nobody knew who he was or where he was, but his throne had been empty for centuries. Nobody knew what to make of it when someone showed up claiming to be him.
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[WP] Nobody knows the truth: Santa Claus is actually a massive red dragon living in a secluded cave at the North Pole. Here, with his kobold army, he crafts toys and uses magic portals to deliver them. All to bring some cheer to human children. The jolly red man is just PR.
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[WP] An alternate dimension was discovered and a decade later, trade has begun between us and them. Some of the cultural differences are shocking, but some of the similarities are even more so.
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[EU] "Ma'am, are you aware that your daughter was traveling to the Happy Fountain with only her pet monkey?" "Si, your honor, but-" "No parental supervision and frequently cavorting with a known criminal fox. She hadn't been to school in 8 months, ma'am. Why is that?
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[WP] "Well, I'd say this will be our last session. You're finally cured," said your therapist. But as he did, you suddenly had bigger problems. Because you were now sitting in an abandoned room, on a moth eaten couch, in a very old building.
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[WP] Your superpower seems lame at first: You can loop the entryways of a building, effectively creating an area that can't be escaped: If someone tries to exit via a door or window, they end up still inside, at another door or window. Then you got a job that made perfect use of that...
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[WP] Your superpower is the ability to narrate events and cause them to happen, no matter how unpredictable. However, it must be in the form of a rhyming poem.
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[WP] From the makers of 'Satan's Guitar' and 'Safety for American Youths' comes 'Gee Golly, What A Body Count: Assassination and You'
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[WP] It's well known that every dragon hordes something different. But they say that the worst of these is the one closest to your village... because it hordes the hoards of other dragons. And those dragons are often not happy about it.
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