/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] First contact didn't go quite as planned: It turns out that while humans were perfectly and surprisingly polite, every polite gesture and endeavor for peace was seen as an insult.
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[WP] In the future, there is only peace. For some unknown reason, everyone from criminals to the highest echelons of government all over the world agreed that Laser Tag would be a much funner solution to problems than violence.
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[WP] Necromancy is traditionally seen as an evil and vile practice. So a group of crusading Paladins were surprised when they ended up in a kingdom with a Lich for a ruler who used Necromancy to vastly improve the life of his citizens.
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[WP] You laid waste to a small farming village as the beginning of your rise to power. Weeks later, the lone, survivor arrives to defeat you... but he's just a stupid country bumpkin who can barely read and even the Holy God that's guided his quest as the Chosen One is kinda confused.
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[EU] You've heard tale of the Dragon Balls, which summon a mighty dragon to grant a wish. However, what YOU found turned out to be the Hamster Balls, which are much less impressive.
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[WP] "Hey man, you misspelled Berenstein on this book cover." "What?" "It's 'stein', not 'stain'." "Oh... Oh. Oh no." "No biggie. We'll just adjust the simulation. We call it the 'Mandela Protocol'."
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[WP] Aliens invade, but turns out humans are the 'so ugly and stupid that they're adorable' race of the universe.
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[WP] We here at Nematchsis want YOU to find the Arch Nemesis of your dreams. We use a supercomputing designed by the world's top genius heroes and villains to make sure you're matched with a lifelong rival in the battle of good versus evil.
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[WP] The Mountain has always loomed on the horizon. Never closer, never further away. They say you can drive for months and never get closer. But one evening, on your way home, you found yourself at the entrance to the Mountain Trail.
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