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"I'll cook the vegetables," she told me.

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The explorers were looking forward to making contact with the alien civilization on this newly discovered and uncharted planet.

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I woke on the morning after the full moon lying naked on the forest floor, with no memory of that past night, and I was dismayed by what lay beside me.

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After 2000 years on Earth, Dracula had finally decided to travel out into thge Human Interstellar Commonwealth.

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"The recipe says to roast at 180° for 45 minutes per kilogram," the chef told me.

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Gandpa Joe leapt out of bed, dancing and singing "We're going to the chocolate factory, hip hip hooray, we're going today!"

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The farrier hammered in the last nail and gave the metal shoe a tug, then turned to the man standing in the flickering shadows and said, "There ye go, m' lord, it's on nice an' tight."

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I've started letting my dog sleep on my bed at night, although the smell can be a bit much.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'll cook the vegetables," she told me.	323	TwoSentenceHorror
The explorers were looking forward to making contact with the alien civilization on this newly discovered and uncharted planet.	118	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke on the morning after the full moon lying naked on the forest floor, with no memory of that past night, and I was dismayed by what lay beside me.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
After 2000 years on Earth, Dracula had finally decided to travel out into thge Human Interstellar Commonwealth.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
"The recipe says to roast at 180° for 45 minutes per kilogram," the chef told me.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Gandpa Joe leapt out of bed, dancing and singing "We're going to the chocolate factory, hip hip hooray, we're going today!"	13	TwoSentenceHorror
The farrier hammered in the last nail and gave the metal shoe a tug, then turned to the man standing in the flickering shadows and said, "There ye go, m' lord, it's on nice an' tight."	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I've started letting my dog sleep on my bed at night, although the smell can be a bit much.	4	TwoSentenceComedy