/u/Firefighter-Salt's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer" You took the saying literally and are now marrying the hero without him/her knowing your true identity
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[WP] You are the god of discord. Wanting to have some fun you curse a couple to never be able to lie to each other. But instead of an argument between the couple you watch as they can't stop saying how much they love each other and being all cuddly and wholesome. It makes you vomit
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[WP] You're the dark lord. But due to some financial problems you are now forced to teach in a school to earn money.
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[EU] Hannibal Lecter moves to Japan and finds the perfect next victim. An adult male with no health problems, lives alone, is not married and doesn't drink or smoke. And the victim's name is Yoshikage Kira
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[WP] Your spouse was really into reading so you installed a book shelf for all of their books. One day wanting to read something you take a book but suddenly the shelf starts to move revealing a hidden underground base.
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[WP] You are the most unlucky person. So unlucky in fact that the governments of all the nations decided to sent you to Mars inorder to save their citizen and country. On your way to Mars, you start noticing something.
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[WP] When you were a child your mother taught you to always pray for even your worst enemies. Since then you have prayed for Satan. After you die of old age you are met by Satan in afterlife who says "Thank you"
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[WP] You are a demi god son/daughter of Zeus. People have expected great things and accomplishments from you since you were a child but you just want to live your life as a simple farmer. But the fates are having none of this and have been sending monsters in your way your whole life
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[WP] When the king found out that his daughter was still alive he was filled with joy. It quickly faded however when instead of a noble lady he was met with a female warrior who drank, fought and talked like a dwarf.
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[WP] The princess is different to say the least. Her face covered in scars instead of make up, her hands as hard as stone and her eyes more frightening than a dragon. But you must perform your duty as a knight and guard her even though she may not need your protection.
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