/u/Firefighter-Salt's posts
[WP] You risked your life and fought the dragon in hopes that the king would give you some land or a giant reward for it. Not to get wed to some spoiled brat.
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[WP] You are an immortal being and have lived for millions of years. To stay sane you wipe out your most of your memory every 10,000 years. So it's very confusing when someone says your their ancestor
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[WP] Despite being the strongest hero in the world you don't have a social media account, don't appear in any commercials and are only seen in official meetings or at work. This has led to thousands of conspiracy theories about you but the reason is rather simple.
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[WP] Instead of choosing Aphrodite Paris chooses Athena. He returns to Troy, becomes a wise king who brings Troy to it's golden period and conquers mamy nations. Despite all of these he feels empty as now despite having everything his life lacks love
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[WP] The scariest fact about your life is not that your a serial killer. But the fact that no one notices you killing.
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[WP] Everyone teased how you looked fairer than any girls in the village when growing up. It didn't bother you until some dragon mistook you for a princess and now knights and adventurers from all around the land are coming to save the fair "maiden" kidnapped by the dragon.
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[WP] An emotionless scientist creates a sentient robot. Now the robot wants to show it's creator the beauty of the world and feel happiness as thanks
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[WP] As a knight you don't know what puts a bigger stain on your honor. The fact that the dragon you were sent to kill easily defeated you or the fact that the princess you were supposed to rescue is the one carrying you home.
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