/u/FishyBusiness77's posts in /r/MarkMyWords
MMW: The Republican party will be officially designated a terrorist organization by the US Department of State by 2030
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MMW: Weirdo McFelonMelon's sidekick (couch tugger) will become entangled in a scandal involving inappropriate messages with underage boys some time before November
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MMW: After Dump dies, his estate will create a hologram just like the 2Pac one used at Coachella. They will take it on tour to host rallies that exist purely to suck money out of the cult. It will be like a circus attraction (so not far off from what the rallies are with him alive).
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MMW: Vance will die by autoerotic asphyxiation, his pecker lodged between two couch cushions and the TV set to play the volleyball scene from Top Gun on a loop
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MMW: This sub will never improve because Wodahs1982 is a power hungry hoe who won't admit he can't handle all the troll posts alone and bring on more mods
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MMW: After Cheato loses the election, his sidekick La-Z Boy will be sacrificed as a scapegoat so Dump doesn't have to take any of the blame. The Magats will probably lynch him and Dump will support it.
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MMW - Future generations will view the current Republicans the same way people view orcs in Lord of the Rings
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MMW: Chester Cheat-o's sidekick LaZ Boy will die from autoerotic asphyxiation with his 1 inch pecker stuck between two couch cushions
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MMW: When the Little-Hands Liar dies, his body will be so toxic that he has to be buried in a coffin lined with 5 feet of lead to prevent it from killing all the plants and wildlife in the area
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