/u/Flaky_Explanation's posts
[WP] Several Old Gods in deep space have invited you, a galactically renowned promoter, to assess and promote their newly built holiday resort.
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[WP] Miniaturizing convicts and placing them in indestructible, self-sustaining alarm clocks for the convicts to operate while serving their sentences seemed like the perfect option. What could possibly go wrong?
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[WP] On a dilapidated maximum security asteroid that is barely functioning and eerily deserted, a message is heard on a loop in all the known frequencies. "Whatever you do, NEVER bring it sugar, or anything containing sugar near it!"
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[WP] A life of serving in the military has left you with deteriorating vision. Honorably discharged and with gradually failing vision, you were approached by a man offering you a contract to restore your sight, but you cannot tell anyone what happens next. This is your journal you left for your kids
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[WP] Your trip back in time lands you in the exact spot where Isaac Newton was supposed to discover gravity. You cheekily uproot the growing apple tree sapling, and plant a mango tree sapling, then return back to the present time, with the same apple tree sapling.
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[WP] You've finally got out of the soul deal business and you're enjoying your retirement. Out of sheer boredom, you decide to take it up again, but this time you're subtly nudging souls together instead of taking them for yourself.
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[WP] Luck is a fickle mistress. Though it seems She's favouring you more than She usually does, given your antics consistently amuse Her to no end.
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