/u/Flaky_Explanation's posts
[WP] "Guys, it's not what it looks like! It's just a video game we Humans play sometimes back home!" You attempt to explain in futility, as the rest of the crew are getting more convinced you're an undercover military elite, rather than the ship's engineer.
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You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime in prison, stripped of your memories and in a cell that will adapt to your age.
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[WP] The Galaxy's changed alot since Humans became involved yet one thing has never changed with these bipedal creatures. Their insatiable curiosity to pet everything and anything in existence that they encounter. It's their defining feature.
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[WP] A sorcerer's magical ability is only as good as his source of power. Your nickname as "The Kid Sorcerer" led everyone to believe your source was life itself for your eternal youth. They dont know your source of power is everyone else's loss of childhood innocence as they grow into adults.
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[WP] Prisons are a thing of the past in alien civilizations due to the use of a strictly controlled "VX13". It slows down the passage of time in the injected criminal's system and life sentences are carried out in 5 minutes. You've stumbled upon a single dose of VX13 and are wondering what to do.
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[WP] In a world running out of puns, a commission has been assembled to research and find new and innovative puns to make people hate it all over again.
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[WP] You're the "God of Blacksmithing" , a person considered necrssary for heroes to achieve their full potential by forging their equipment. In reality, you're posing as an "art museum" where ancient sentient weapons can choose the "heroes" for their own entertainment over the years.
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