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[WP] after you fall in love with and quickly marry an alien from a species which mates for life. The two of you realize her life expectancy is 10x yours.
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[WP] all the other wizards accept you as their ruler knowing your powerful enough to defeat them with a single snap. Someone just walked in on you trying to learn to snap.
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[WP] (nsfw) when mankind meets the rest of the life in the universe the make fun of us for appearing tiny in comparison. That is until they see our dicks! NSFW
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[WP] after 3 years of marriage and 2 kids you’re told the mission is complete and you no longer need to remain undercover bear your target.
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[WP] you bought an exact replica of the delorean from back to the future on eBay. It seemed fine till you found a note in the glovebox asking for help dated 1975.
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[WP] you've spent the last year fighting gladiator style matches to protect earth. Today is your final match to save the planet but the injuries are racking up, you think you have a concussion and you just can't seem to make your body go anymore.
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[WP] you are the greatest, strongest gladiator but if you lose a match you die. One day in a match you realize any injury you inflict on your opponent also effects you and vice versa.
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