/u/Flippydaman's posts
[TT] You have always had smarts. As soon as you hit 13, you decide to escape a life of backbreaking work at the farm by becoming a magician's apprentice. You realize, too late, that your new life is even worse.
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[WP] It's one of the most important days of your life, and as you go about it, you hear voices. Something like "this is it, I'm going to beat this level this once or delete the game." You realize they're talking about you, somehow.
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[WP] One morning, you wake up and discover you're a huge cockroach-like creature. However, you have read the Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
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[WP] You've finally discovered a cure against the friendzone. Unfortunately, an organization now wants you dead.
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[WP] You slowly realize that your life is a video game and that you have the opportunity of reincarnation if you beat the game so awesomely they make a sequel.
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[WP] The Day of Judgement has arrived. However, you are entitled to a lawyer. You hire the best lawyer that money can buy in order to be allowed to heaven, despite having committed horrible deets.
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[WP] After some deja vus, you discover that your life is a video game and you are in your last life.
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[WP] In a world were each vote counts the same and everybody has to vote, Trump and Sanders receive the exact same number of votes. You're the only person who still has to cast a vote.
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[EU] Your dad, the Coyote, finally passes away from his injuries. You find his diary. His story is much more rational and tragic than what you imagined.
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