/u/ForTheWinMag's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was bad enough that my alcoholic father caused the accident that put me in this full body cast.

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A sense of relief washed over me as I heard the Chief reject his soldier's suggested method of extracting information from me, as being against the rules.

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"You've grown a foot since I saw you last...!" the doctor exclaimed, excitedly.

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"Please make sure the names of you and your team are spelled correctly..." the message said.

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"I've always liked that you got my eyes and my nose," my dad said as he kissed me on the forehead. NSFW

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We were surprised to hear the sounds of feasting and merriment carry from such a distance, as the group expressed gratitude for the unexpected meal.

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As I started to panic, my mom said "Just remember to take those deep breaths, Honey, like we showed you."

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"Mom's going to kill me..." I thought to myself while picking up the broken shards of pottery.

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As I raced towards our farmhouse, my mind replayed all the times I'd told my kids that suicide was evil and wrong.

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I'm so excited to be on my very first flight!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was bad enough that my alcoholic father caused the accident that put me in this full body cast.	963
A sense of relief washed over me as I heard the Chief reject his soldier's suggested method of extracting information from me, as being against the rules.	638
"You've grown a foot since I saw you last...!" the doctor exclaimed, excitedly.	272
"Please make sure the names of you and your team are spelled correctly..." the message said.	257
"I've always liked that you got my eyes and my nose," my dad said as he kissed me on the forehead. NSFW	93
We were surprised to hear the sounds of feasting and merriment carry from such a distance, as the group expressed gratitude for the unexpected meal.	44
As I started to panic, my mom said "Just remember to take those deep breaths, Honey, like we showed you."	36
"Mom's going to kill me..." I thought to myself while picking up the broken shards of pottery.	35
As I raced towards our farmhouse, my mind replayed all the times I'd told my kids that suicide was evil and wrong.	22
I'm so excited to be on my very first flight!	14