/u/ForgottenWell's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a thousand years, I have had enough of this life, and will finally gaze upon the painting that has held my centuries of sins.

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I've decided the only way to stop the voices in my head is to end my own life.

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I always wanted to be a Dad, but I didn't know how hard it would be to raise a child with CIPA disease.

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“Everybody knows that a vampire can’t bite you if you eat copious amounts of garlic bread!”

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The 727 engine that crashed through her roof was mere feet away from crushing Mary.

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After an hour climbing this ladder, my arms are ready to collapse but daylight is finally breaking through.

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Santa and his elves wept, for there was nobody left on earth to deliver presents to.

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"Here at Brain-Co we've perfected a procedure to allow the human brain to only remember happy memories*, and it's yours for only $199.99." NSFW

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"I killed you, you're dead," I said, not knowing whether to point my gun at the ghost or myself.

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Social services knocked at my door, and I shot my son a look while holding onto the handgun in my waistband to let him know to behave himself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a thousand years, I have had enough of this life, and will finally gaze upon the painting that has held my centuries of sins.	40
I've decided the only way to stop the voices in my head is to end my own life.	38
I always wanted to be a Dad, but I didn't know how hard it would be to raise a child with CIPA disease.	36
“Everybody knows that a vampire can’t bite you if you eat copious amounts of garlic bread!”	36
The 727 engine that crashed through her roof was mere feet away from crushing Mary.	35
After an hour climbing this ladder, my arms are ready to collapse but daylight is finally breaking through.	32
Santa and his elves wept, for there was nobody left on earth to deliver presents to.	32
"Here at Brain-Co we've perfected a procedure to allow the human brain to only remember happy memories*, and it's yours for only $199.99." NSFW	30
"I killed you, you're dead," I said, not knowing whether to point my gun at the ghost or myself.	30
Social services knocked at my door, and I shot my son a look while holding onto the handgun in my waistband to let him know to behave himself.	29