/u/ForgottenWell's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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An old gypsy cursed me saying that all food would turn to ash in my mouth.

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"Don't be silly," I reassured the boy, "Werewolves aren't real."

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While walking along the beach I noticed a message in a bottle sticking out of the sand.

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He's been having such a hard time since getting back from Afghanistan, so I decided to make my dad his favorite food!

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“Don’t worry, flying is the safest form of travel!”

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"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal.

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"Here, bite down on this, I know it won't be easy."

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To get my revenge, all I needed was to steal a pair of police issued boots, and a police issued firearm.

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“I’ve had it,” I yell as I rip off my blue vest and name tag.

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When I turned thirty, I started to constantly worrying that my eighty year old grandpa would pass away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
An old gypsy cursed me saying that all food would turn to ash in my mouth.	4300
"Don't be silly," I reassured the boy, "Werewolves aren't real."	3246
While walking along the beach I noticed a message in a bottle sticking out of the sand.	3215
He's been having such a hard time since getting back from Afghanistan, so I decided to make my dad his favorite food!	2523
“Don’t worry, flying is the safest form of travel!”	1651
"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal.	1253
"Here, bite down on this, I know it won't be easy."	653
To get my revenge, all I needed was to steal a pair of police issued boots, and a police issued firearm.	586
“I’ve had it,” I yell as I rip off my blue vest and name tag.	567
When I turned thirty, I started to constantly worrying that my eighty year old grandpa would pass away.	318