/u/ForgottenWell's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV21] As the USS Genesis entered the orbit of Earth 2 the captain turned to his head technician and said, "I need you to take the sleeping pods out of hibernation mode."

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This crystal ball was supposed to show me my future, but I can't seem to get it to work.

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The Captain Morgan and weed were catching up and I was starting to get the spins.

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With the roads closed, I trekked through waist high snow to get my wife her life saving medicine from the pharmacy.

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I double dog dared my little brother to dive into the old, forgotten well on our grandfather's farm.

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My bully at middle school said, “stick a finger that electrical socket, or I’ll f*ck you up,” and I laughed at his stupidity.

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My kindergarten teacher used to say, "let your unhappy thoughts float away like balloons in the wind."

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"That nuclear waste is to be transferred to an off-site facility," my supervisor said over the phone.

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They may be monitoring you, from now on we’ll communicate only in code.

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“Who even came up with this saying?” the man with the scalpel asked as he made yet another delicate incision on his tied down victim.

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[NOV21] As the USS Genesis entered the orbit of Earth 2 the captain turned to his head technician and said, "I need you to take the sleeping pods out of hibernation mode."	17
This crystal ball was supposed to show me my future, but I can't seem to get it to work.	16
The Captain Morgan and weed were catching up and I was starting to get the spins.	16
With the roads closed, I trekked through waist high snow to get my wife her life saving medicine from the pharmacy.	16
I double dog dared my little brother to dive into the old, forgotten well on our grandfather's farm.	15
My bully at middle school said, “stick a finger that electrical socket, or I’ll f*ck you up,” and I laughed at his stupidity.	15
My kindergarten teacher used to say, "let your unhappy thoughts float away like balloons in the wind."	14
"That nuclear waste is to be transferred to an off-site facility," my supervisor said over the phone.	14
They may be monitoring you, from now on we’ll communicate only in code.	14
“Who even came up with this saying?” the man with the scalpel asked as he made yet another delicate incision on his tied down victim.	13