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There I was, playing with my dear Pokemon, tossing it up and down while I lay on the ground.

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My son was ecstatic to show me the “tea” he had made in the garden.

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I saw snowflakes slowly descending onto the streets below.

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I gave my child a cucumber with their name carved into it to protect them from the local Kappa.

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Thinking I was lost, I stopped walking and looked around.

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I don’t understand why my girlfriend bit me.

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[NOV23] “I don’t know what’s gotten into him, he’s usually not this talkative”.

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My new girlfriend invited me to her home and offered me coffee.

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Unable to sleep, I poured myself a glass of milk and chugged it.

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My son walked up to me, and I instinctively turned to hear him out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There I was, playing with my dear Pokemon, tossing it up and down while I lay on the ground.	3335
My son was ecstatic to show me the “tea” he had made in the garden.	1882
I saw snowflakes slowly descending onto the streets below.	1710
I gave my child a cucumber with their name carved into it to protect them from the local Kappa.	757
Thinking I was lost, I stopped walking and looked around.	698
I don’t understand why my girlfriend bit me.	589
[NOV23] “I don’t know what’s gotten into him, he’s usually not this talkative”.	247
My new girlfriend invited me to her home and offered me coffee.	157
Unable to sleep, I poured myself a glass of milk and chugged it.	130
My son walked up to me, and I instinctively turned to hear him out.	117