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“Oh sweet, a burrito”.

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I woke up to a fairly large red stain on the front of my undergarments.

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I thought a blowtorch and hair spray would be enough to do the spider in.

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After evidence showed he had no connection to the murders, the police left the cutler’s shop.

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I woke up feeling lightheaded, having survived an artillery strike.

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After weeks of constantly seeing the red lady out of the corner of my eye, I finally consulted a psychiatrist.

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Overactive bladder, random leg cramps; even the genetics check out.

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Though I found her choice of fashion peculiar, I gladly accompanied my date for the rest of the night.

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I wasn’t aware of how much I rolled in my sleep.

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“Later,” the doctor said, as he shut the door to my prison.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh sweet, a burrito”.	9
I woke up to a fairly large red stain on the front of my undergarments.	8
I thought a blowtorch and hair spray would be enough to do the spider in.	8
After evidence showed he had no connection to the murders, the police left the cutler’s shop.	7
I woke up feeling lightheaded, having survived an artillery strike.	7
After weeks of constantly seeing the red lady out of the corner of my eye, I finally consulted a psychiatrist.	7
Overactive bladder, random leg cramps; even the genetics check out.	7
Though I found her choice of fashion peculiar, I gladly accompanied my date for the rest of the night.	7
I wasn’t aware of how much I rolled in my sleep.	7
“Later,” the doctor said, as he shut the door to my prison.	7