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At the funeral, everyone ran from the room when grandpa stood up angrily and started to speak.

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I was shocked by how deep the hole in his face was when I looked into it

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I was once asked what I enjoyed the most about destroying vampires.

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Everyone at the funeral ran from the room when grandpa angrily stood up and opened his mouth to speak.

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I was shocked and in awe by how many red ants flowed like a river out of the hole

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I had a happy dream my wife and I were on vacation in Vegas.

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After 25 years of abuse and terror, I smiled happily as I raised the gun he dropped and pressed it against my tormentor's head.

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No one at school was afraid of the fire drill even though we could see the flames and smell the smoke

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I remember exactly where I was standing the moment Jesus came back to Earth fulfilling his promise to return.

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Even though I heard the rat frantically clawing its way up the pipe, i thought i could finish my poo before it reached my toilet bowl.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the funeral, everyone ran from the room when grandpa stood up angrily and started to speak.	170	TwoSentenceHorror
I was shocked by how deep the hole in his face was when I looked into it	95	TwoSentenceHorror
I was once asked what I enjoyed the most about destroying vampires.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone at the funeral ran from the room when grandpa angrily stood up and opened his mouth to speak.	70	TwoSentenceSadness
I was shocked and in awe by how many red ants flowed like a river out of the hole	61	TwoSentenceHorror
I had a happy dream my wife and I were on vacation in Vegas.	55	TwoSentenceSadness
After 25 years of abuse and terror, I smiled happily as I raised the gun he dropped and pressed it against my tormentor's head.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
No one at school was afraid of the fire drill even though we could see the flames and smell the smoke	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I remember exactly where I was standing the moment Jesus came back to Earth fulfilling his promise to return.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
Even though I heard the rat frantically clawing its way up the pipe, i thought i could finish my poo before it reached my toilet bowl.	29	TwoSentenceHorror