/u/Fortunado1964's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The blood tasted good, but that chunk I bit out of your leg was the topper for me.

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Just as I was drifting off to sleep I heard my closet door squeak as it slowly opened.

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When I looked thru the peephole after hearing a knock at my door, I saw myself standing in the hallway with a shotgun in hand.

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The meat I tasted was rich and full of flavor, juicy, and just the right color of red I like...

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I could actually hear the coroner opening up the torso and pulling the organs out to inspect and weigh them.

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I knew from the way the key sounded when it went into the lock that today was not going to be my best day.

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The traffic stop got off to a bad start when the driver commited suicide when the cop discovered three severed heads in the back seat

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When I heard the scratching under my feet I knew my dead wife was coming for me.

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I tried to scream when the large shark swam swiftly in my direction.

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The first tug on my leg under the dark water should have been my first clue I was in trouble...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The blood tasted good, but that chunk I bit out of your leg was the topper for me.	21
Just as I was drifting off to sleep I heard my closet door squeak as it slowly opened.	19
When I looked thru the peephole after hearing a knock at my door, I saw myself standing in the hallway with a shotgun in hand.	17
The meat I tasted was rich and full of flavor, juicy, and just the right color of red I like...	11
I could actually hear the coroner opening up the torso and pulling the organs out to inspect and weigh them.	10
I knew from the way the key sounded when it went into the lock that today was not going to be my best day.	10
The traffic stop got off to a bad start when the driver commited suicide when the cop discovered three severed heads in the back seat	9
When I heard the scratching under my feet I knew my dead wife was coming for me.	9
I tried to scream when the large shark swam swiftly in my direction.	8
The first tug on my leg under the dark water should have been my first clue I was in trouble...	8