/u/Fortune86's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You always thought it was amusing that no one could tell your triplet sons apart from each other, even encouraging them to dress and behave alike.

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After using your first two wishes on a long, healthy life and infinite wealth, you use your third to wish a horrible monster would forever torment your ex.

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Henry was thrilled it was finally time to be 'the good guy with a gun' when he noticed the young lady at the counter being quietly held up.

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When I overheard two co-workers joking about whether I was a folder or a scruncher I thought they were talking about laundry.

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You are still reeling from the revelation that to continue your pregnancy has a high chance of endangering your own life when you feel your husband's hand on your shoulder.

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When staying over at my friend's house for the first time I found it really weird that the entire family still believed in the tooth family.

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While watching TV you feel something soft and furry against your leg so you automatically start to pet it with your foot.

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I had never piloted a spacecraft before, but I figured I could at least get the vessel off the ground before the creature that had killed most of the crew tore its way on board.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You always thought it was amusing that no one could tell your triplet sons apart from each other, even encouraging them to dress and behave alike.	50
After using your first two wishes on a long, healthy life and infinite wealth, you use your third to wish a horrible monster would forever torment your ex.	25
Henry was thrilled it was finally time to be 'the good guy with a gun' when he noticed the young lady at the counter being quietly held up.	18
When I overheard two co-workers joking about whether I was a folder or a scruncher I thought they were talking about laundry.	11
You are still reeling from the revelation that to continue your pregnancy has a high chance of endangering your own life when you feel your husband's hand on your shoulder.	1
When staying over at my friend's house for the first time I found it really weird that the entire family still believed in the tooth family.	1
While watching TV you feel something soft and furry against your leg so you automatically start to pet it with your foot.	1
I had never piloted a spacecraft before, but I figured I could at least get the vessel off the ground before the creature that had killed most of the crew tore its way on board.	1