/u/Fortune86's posts
[WP] You've just joined the family business of Fairy Godparenting, making the wishes of good children come true. The problem is you are the only one without magic powers, and your first client wants to marry into royalty.
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[WP] The world's most dangerous super villain has succeeded in their latest plan, to give all house pets the power of speech.
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[WP] As per tradition the King and Queen invite 3 Fairies to each give their new born daughter a blessing. Unfortunately the youngest Fairy has a speech impediment.
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[WP] Trying to stall for time you decide to try and seduce the evil sorceress. She cuts you off and explains that she is happily married. The mild mannered looking assistant behind her, whom you had thought a mere servant, cheerfully waves at you. A wedding ring is on their finger.
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[WP] When your wealthy great-aunt dies she leaves all her money to your siblings. You get her pet goose. You are quite upset until you discover what is inside the eggs it lays.
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"They have something called forgiveness" said the alien. "It's another thing that makes them so dangerous".
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While watching TV you feel something soft and furry against your leg so you automatically start to pet it with your foot.
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I had never piloted a spacecraft before, but I figured I could at least get the vessel off the ground before the creature that had killed most of the crew tore its way on board.
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