/u/Fortune86's posts
[WP] A hitman was hired to eliminate a politician and his family. They did not account for the monster under the youngest child's bed.
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You always thought it was amusing that no one could tell your triplet sons apart from each other, even encouraging them to dress and behave alike.
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[WP] Due to a sudden change in circumstances you need to get out of a contract before the situation worsens. The other side refuse to let you break it, so you turn to your best friend for help. They are no lawyer, but they are a fae.
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[WP]"I'm very sorry about this, I know you were expecting the Big Bad Wolf but the agency double booked him with Red Riding Hood today. However I assure you Sirs I am quite capable of filling in for him". The Three Pigs looked at each other and then back at the strange animal at their door.
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[WP] The vampire becomes more nervous with each new introduction. They realise now they misunderstood the purpose of this meeting and it's definition of a 'drinking problem'.
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[WP] Your small family shop is losing business to larger and more powerful companies. You begin to wonder if you should just sell up after all when a number of people in adventuring gear appear and ask if you have any quests for them. All they want in payment is a few dollars and some random items.
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[WP] You are a super villain who regularly clashes with the world's greatest super hero. One day the hero's teenage sidekick breaks into your lair and asks for your advice. They're getting bullied at school and you've turned out to be really good at giving parental guidance over the years.
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[WP] When the masquerade falls and the supernatural becomes public knowledge it is made illegal to turn anyone by force. Vampires, werewolves and other 'cursed' races start getting inventive to recruit new members.
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[WP] You just started running the fortune telling booth at a local fair. You don't actually know anything about tarot but you're good at improv and are able to make up some pretty good 'prophecies' depending on the combination drawn. Then a stranger walks in and somehow draws three identical cards.
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[WP] Your neighbours scoffed at you for telling stories about scary monsters to keep your kids away from dangerous places such as the abandoned pool or old mill. One day you open the door to a terrifying beast accompanying your soaking wet child. "People are saying I don't exist" they explain.
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