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"Is this America, Daddy?"

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I was given early parole for good behaviour.

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All day, I stare into the fishbowl and feel sorry for Mitch.

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My assistant handed me the hair ties.

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I can't stop eating all day and night.

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I swerved all over the road, but eventually pulled into my driveway still alive.

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"Hold on - they're just three minutes away," said the dispatcher. "But I don't have three minutes," I thought, desperately.

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Every year I bake a cake to remember the brave fallen on 9/11

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I agree, it's a tragedy that so many people have died.

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"But we've never even had sex!" I exclaimed when my girlfriend told me over breakfast that she'd given me an STI.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Is this America, Daddy?"	5
I was given early parole for good behaviour.	3
All day, I stare into the fishbowl and feel sorry for Mitch.	3
My assistant handed me the hair ties.	2
I can't stop eating all day and night.	2
I swerved all over the road, but eventually pulled into my driveway still alive.	2
"Hold on - they're just three minutes away," said the dispatcher. "But I don't have three minutes," I thought, desperately.	2
Every year I bake a cake to remember the brave fallen on 9/11	1
I agree, it's a tragedy that so many people have died.	1
"But we've never even had sex!" I exclaimed when my girlfriend told me over breakfast that she'd given me an STI.	1