/u/Forward3000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"A bit of sunshine and fresh air won't kill you."

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I started to cry, as I looked down at the negative pregnancy test.

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My girlfriend is getting her swastika tattoo removed.

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I love her more than anything - more than air, water, money, my family, even myself...

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"Marco!" I yelled into the forest and then waited for my sisters to reply.

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My Dad likes dressing us up as ghosts when we go trick or treating.

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After Thanksgiving dinner, my stomach felt like it was going to explode.

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Your nickname is Junebug, your favourite food is pancakes, and you sleep with a stuffed elephant called General Big Ears.

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"See, I told you," said Juan's mum, as she got off her hands and knees, "there is no one under your bed - now go to sleep."

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"I have seen the future," I announced to the crowd, "the world will end on the 13th of May, 2029."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"A bit of sunshine and fresh air won't kill you."	7867
I started to cry, as I looked down at the negative pregnancy test.	6321
My girlfriend is getting her swastika tattoo removed.	5885
I love her more than anything - more than air, water, money, my family, even myself...	4282
"Marco!" I yelled into the forest and then waited for my sisters to reply.	3238
My Dad likes dressing us up as ghosts when we go trick or treating.	305
After Thanksgiving dinner, my stomach felt like it was going to explode.	295
Your nickname is Junebug, your favourite food is pancakes, and you sleep with a stuffed elephant called General Big Ears.	287
"See, I told you," said Juan's mum, as she got off her hands and knees, "there is no one under your bed - now go to sleep."	229
"I have seen the future," I announced to the crowd, "the world will end on the 13th of May, 2029."	216