/u/Forward3000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stood in front of the mirror and hated the face and body staring back at me.

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Locals absolutely love the mystery stew at the town diner.

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After the giant spider bit me and wrapped me up in silk, I prayed that it wouldn't eat me.

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"I'm not gay," I told the nurse after she grabbed my crotch.

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Every time I fly, I have a premonition that the plane will crash - but nothing has ever happened.

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"I'm not gay, and I never was gay!" I said to the counselor.

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As my wife took her last breath, I promised her that I'd spread her ashes over her beloved roses at our summer home.

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I'm proud that my kids get plenty of exercise, are fully vaccinated and only eat organic, nutrient-dense, home-cooked food.

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I'm so sick of hearing about the Jobenet Ramsey case!

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Anti vaxxers infuriate me so much, I've decided to go rogue and inject their kids without their knowing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stood in front of the mirror and hated the face and body staring back at me.	196
Locals absolutely love the mystery stew at the town diner.	184
After the giant spider bit me and wrapped me up in silk, I prayed that it wouldn't eat me.	164
"I'm not gay," I told the nurse after she grabbed my crotch.	162
Every time I fly, I have a premonition that the plane will crash - but nothing has ever happened.	152
"I'm not gay, and I never was gay!" I said to the counselor.	142
As my wife took her last breath, I promised her that I'd spread her ashes over her beloved roses at our summer home.	106
I'm proud that my kids get plenty of exercise, are fully vaccinated and only eat organic, nutrient-dense, home-cooked food.	104
I'm so sick of hearing about the Jobenet Ramsey case!	99
Anti vaxxers infuriate me so much, I've decided to go rogue and inject their kids without their knowing.	80