/u/Forward3000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was self defence - they were going to kill me.

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Being 12 years old and next in line to the throne means an enormous amount of public scrutiny and speculation.

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I was angry when my husband came home late last night.

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My wife finished updating me on the kids, then kissed me and left me in my cell, naked and filled with regrets.

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"That dress is too short and your haircut is ridiculous!" my Dad scolded me.

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My boyfriend loves "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" so much, he even wears the Leatherface mask during sex.

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I have to drink every five minutes or so.

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I wanted to run and get help, but my son wouldn't let go of my hand.

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"Congratulations, Mr Clark, it's a boy!" beamed the nurse.

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My sister posts all of her meals on instagram.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was self defence - they were going to kill me.	78
Being 12 years old and next in line to the throne means an enormous amount of public scrutiny and speculation.	78
I was angry when my husband came home late last night.	76
My wife finished updating me on the kids, then kissed me and left me in my cell, naked and filled with regrets.	74
"That dress is too short and your haircut is ridiculous!" my Dad scolded me.	63
My boyfriend loves "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" so much, he even wears the Leatherface mask during sex.	60
I have to drink every five minutes or so.	56
I wanted to run and get help, but my son wouldn't let go of my hand.	54
"Congratulations, Mr Clark, it's a boy!" beamed the nurse.	53
My sister posts all of her meals on instagram.	47