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This new word buzzer I got for my dog has made it so much easier for us to communicate!

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The wretched day finally over, I headed for the exit.

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“Hell couldn’t really be that bad - you’d get used to the constant pain eventually.”

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High doses of Ketamine can lead to derealisation and ego death.

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It is generally thought to be good etiquette in contemporary writing to avoid having sentences which run on longer than they really need to - the exact length which it is agreed a sentence needs is still thoroughly debated - and to break this is to create what can only be described as a horror.

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My patient thinks he's asleep.

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Hiding won’t help, Jon

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“I can’t thank you enough for saving my baby!”

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He sees you when you’re sleeping.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This new word buzzer I got for my dog has made it so much easier for us to communicate!	262
The wretched day finally over, I headed for the exit.	167
“Hell couldn’t really be that bad - you’d get used to the constant pain eventually.”	103
High doses of Ketamine can lead to derealisation and ego death.	53
It is generally thought to be good etiquette in contemporary writing to avoid having sentences which run on longer than they really need to - the exact length which it is agreed a sentence needs is still thoroughly debated - and to break this is to create what can only be described as a horror.	32
My patient thinks he's asleep.	29
Hiding won’t help, Jon	17
“I can’t thank you enough for saving my baby!”	16
He sees you when you’re sleeping.	14