/u/FrankLabounty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You were clinically dead for 10 minutes there", the Doctor told Mr. Roberts.

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Our 1 year old toddler said his first sentence unexpectedly today.

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For two years after the earth split in two, we still received radio and TV from the other half.

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"There are 15 different ways you can cook a human", she told me at the end of our date, as I sat there, screaming.

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On my first trip to Africa, this red and black insect crawled up my arm and I quickly crushed it.

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"Even as they were being executed, the humans did not understand the magnitude of their crime".

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Since I was a child, I've been hearing screams coming out of any hot oven opened around me.

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I and the maid lied to the inquisitors that my wife was a witch.

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"Daddy adopted me from Vietnam when I was just a little baby."

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It turns out that we don't see ghosts anymore because our radio signals tore most of them apart.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You were clinically dead for 10 minutes there", the Doctor told Mr. Roberts.	8849
Our 1 year old toddler said his first sentence unexpectedly today.	5030
For two years after the earth split in two, we still received radio and TV from the other half.	3804
"There are 15 different ways you can cook a human", she told me at the end of our date, as I sat there, screaming.	3007
On my first trip to Africa, this red and black insect crawled up my arm and I quickly crushed it.	1514
"Even as they were being executed, the humans did not understand the magnitude of their crime".	1241
Since I was a child, I've been hearing screams coming out of any hot oven opened around me.	1232
I and the maid lied to the inquisitors that my wife was a witch.	1092
"Daddy adopted me from Vietnam when I was just a little baby."	362
It turns out that we don't see ghosts anymore because our radio signals tore most of them apart.	345