/u/FrankLabounty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish I had never done a Google reverse image search for my toddler.

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It's hard to sleep on the seat close to the loud engines of a plane.

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There is this asthmatic, wheelchair bound old homeless lady that begs me every fuckin day at the shop for some change, even though I never give.

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Every butterfly is a reincarnated human.

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I'm at the top of a 16 story building, and the rising sea water just reached my knees.

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Our rocket slowly dropped to the floor of the strange planet, and we cheered as the accelerometer went to 0 at exactly the same time as the rocket engines went off.

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I jokingly bet a "pound of flesh" if I was not able to finish the Vodka bottle.

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My teenage son has been complaining about hearing a man in his closet shortly before he falls asleep.

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[MAR21] Spring unexpectedly came after ten thousand years of winter.

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I like going to the furry convention and picking up chicks.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish I had never done a Google reverse image search for my toddler.	137
It's hard to sleep on the seat close to the loud engines of a plane.	136
There is this asthmatic, wheelchair bound old homeless lady that begs me every fuckin day at the shop for some change, even though I never give.	133
Every butterfly is a reincarnated human.	133
I'm at the top of a 16 story building, and the rising sea water just reached my knees.	132
Our rocket slowly dropped to the floor of the strange planet, and we cheered as the accelerometer went to 0 at exactly the same time as the rocket engines went off.	92
I jokingly bet a "pound of flesh" if I was not able to finish the Vodka bottle.	90
My teenage son has been complaining about hearing a man in his closet shortly before he falls asleep.	82
[MAR21] Spring unexpectedly came after ten thousand years of winter.	77
I like going to the furry convention and picking up chicks.	76