/u/FrankLabounty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I scoffed when I saw the online ad that said I'd get $200 if I sold my soul to them.

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The reason the evil things have always hidden in the dark is that it is THEY who have been scared of US.

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"All our space missions end the same way", the NASA General said.

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The red man with the golden fiddle watched the news about an app called TikTok.

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I was filling gas in my car when some random crazy guy ran up to me, kicked me in the tummy and turned the petrol nozzle on me.

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He screamed in unimaginable pain as a solar flare pushed him to the edge of the sun, his skin browning, crisping and falling apart.

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Houses have been patient for so long, but their hunger has finally overwhelmed them.

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The lamp closed a bit too quickly when I was summoned back in, and my leg got trapped outside.

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How many deadbeat, lazy husbands does it take to change one lightbulb?

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"Your kid is next, unless you bring us another child", the grinning demons told me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I scoffed when I saw the online ad that said I'd get $200 if I sold my soul to them.	26
The reason the evil things have always hidden in the dark is that it is THEY who have been scared of US.	26
"All our space missions end the same way", the NASA General said.	25
The red man with the golden fiddle watched the news about an app called TikTok.	24
I was filling gas in my car when some random crazy guy ran up to me, kicked me in the tummy and turned the petrol nozzle on me.	23
He screamed in unimaginable pain as a solar flare pushed him to the edge of the sun, his skin browning, crisping and falling apart.	23
Houses have been patient for so long, but their hunger has finally overwhelmed them.	23
The lamp closed a bit too quickly when I was summoned back in, and my leg got trapped outside.	23
How many deadbeat, lazy husbands does it take to change one lightbulb?	23
"Your kid is next, unless you bring us another child", the grinning demons told me.	22