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[WP] You are currently tied up, upside down above a piranha tank surrounded by dozens of guards. "Macgyver" your way out of this situation with the most ludicrous yet technically possible way imaginable.
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[EU] James Bond calmly sits at the playing table knowing the world is at stake. The evil villain places a deck of cards in front of him with a smug smile. Bond slyly responses to the dealer 'Poker?'. The villain looks at him dead in the eyes and replies 'Go Fish'.
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[WP] The rivalry between Pepsi and Coca-Cola escalates to the point of violence. This has began 'The Great Cola War'. To attempt to cease the violence a meeting is held at the United Nations.
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[WP] After leaving the mortal world you find that Hell looks suspiciously like Los Angeles International Airport.
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[WP] On his last day in office Barack Obama has a live emergency television broadcast where he spoils Game of Thrones, gives the camera two middle fingers and walks off.
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[WP] You are one of the most successful superheroes in history bringing in countless villains without a struggle. Your superpower? You're a really good listener.
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[WP] You are concert promoter in the afterlife trying to put on a legendary music festival of dead musicians.
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[WP] You are part of the Crime Scene Cleanup Detail sent to the location of 'The Great California Clown Massacre'.
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