/u/Freevoulous's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You had been electrocuted while using a xerox copier. You wake up a week later in a hospital. All 12 copies of you.
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[WP] Turns out human males are coveted all over the galaxy for their beauty. Every girl from Alpha Centauri to Epsilon Eridani wants to snatch herself a Homo Sapiens boy-toy. Women of Earth are now officially fed up with this.
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[WP] You wake up naked and alone on a deserted island in the middle of an ocean. You climb a palm tree to check the horizon for help, and as far as eye can see, you see thousands of tiny islands each one with a bewildered naked person on them.
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[WP] When the Emperor appointed his horse to be the Consul and given it full executive powers, everyone thought it was a joke. Turns out the horse is AMAZING at its new job.
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[WP] The greatest Exorcist to have lived is on his death bed. He had beaten the forces of Hell countless times, but could not beat cancer. The only person to visit him in his final hours, to hold his hand and comfort him, is archenemy, Satan.
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[WP] "Tell me Sir, " - said the Queen - "when my knights, soldiers, mercenaries and even wizards failed to defend my Kingdom from the assaults of the Shadow Empire, who do you think you are, thinking you can do better?" "trust me ma'am. Im an Engineer".
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[WP] A royal child is born. Due to lack of proper Fairy Godmothers, three Dwarven Godfathers are invited instead, to bless the child with gifts.
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[WP] "Class, please welcome Darryl ! He is our new student from abroad. Im told you and your ...dad just moved in, and that you are (checks notes) ...Sikh?" "Actually Miss, my name is Darth Rael and we are SITH."
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[WP]Captured and held for ransom by Somali Pirates, all a corporate CEO sees is bad management, poor ransom-negotiation skills, and wasted financial opportunities. It is time to roll-up the sleeves and take over the business. This is the story of Corsairs Incorporated.
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