/u/Freevoulous's posts
[WP] You caught a fish and decide to use it as bait to catch a bigger fish. And use that to catch even bigger fish...after 53 iterations of that, the catches become pretty ridiculously sized.
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[WP]You were supposed to be the worst trio of superheroes: a telepath who can only read his own mind, a guy who can only fly an inch over the ground, and a girl who can turn into immobile stone. You take it upon yourselves to defend the city.
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[WP] Dyslexic Satanists accidentally summon Stan, the Lard of Darkness. Not wanting to disappoint a bunch of nerdy goth kids, fat Stanley decides to play along to the best of his ability.
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[WP] You died and was sent to Hell. To your confusion, the Gate Of Hell looks like it was riddled with bullets, and there is a crude sign over it: "WELCOME TO THE SOVIET REPUBLIC OF HELL" and below it: "DEATH TO DEMONIC TYRANTS! DAMNED OF THE UNDERWORLD, UNITE!"
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[WP] When a family moves into a demon-haunted house, the evil spirit decides to torment and destroy them. It fails to account for the youngest child's Imaginary Friend, who is VERY protective.
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[WP] You are the weakest, scrawniest, least powerful god in the entire Pantheon. But when the mortals finds themselves in a really dire situation, when they are hopelessly outmatched and their doom is near, they pray to you. You are Runt, the patron deity of underdogs.
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[WP] Everybody knows the myth of the super-strong Greek Hero Heracles. But not meny know of the adventures of his brothers: the brave Testicles, the swift Vehicles, and the unflapable stoic Popsicles.
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[WP] The Admiral watched the Human Starleet massacred by the monstrous alien Armada...until a raggeddy black-sailed ship had entered the battle, blasting alien destroyers to smithereens with its cannons. "Yarr! Greetings Sah Admiral. Dis be Cap'n Jones of the Flyin' Dutchman, reportin' fer duty! "
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