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[WP] A month ago, everybody in the world had been inexplicably shrunk to be one inch tall. You promised yourself you will survive and find the way back to your family.
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[WP] Due to some mixup at the courier office, an ordinary person recieves Satan's coffee-brewing machine (along with a large bag of Hellfire-roasted coffee beans) for their birthday. The person brews himself a cuppa, and takes a sip.
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[WP] "come with me if you want to live" - says a dangerous looking man with thick Austrian accent, gunning down a robot sent to kill you. You never knew time travel was possible, but here he is, saving you. You recognise him immediately, that toothbrush moustache, that piercing eyes, the uniform..
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[WP] And on that night, he was very, very glad to have tried Monstr, a dating app for Undead Abominations.
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[WP] ISIS terrorist attack on the London bridge accidentally kills a family of trolls living underneath it.
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[WP] You had been struck with a terrible curse; every time you cuss or use foul language, you get teleported to a random place on a random continent. Unfortunately, 99,9% of the Earth is desolate wilderness. You desperately want to go home, but the more you cuss, the worse it gets...
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[WP] LUGG GREAT HUNTER. LUGG LEAVE FOR HUNT, WIFE AND BABY IN CAVE. LUGG COME BACK, NO WIFE NO BABY IN CAVE. TIGER FOOTPRINTS IN CAVE. BLOOD IN CAVE. LUGG VERY WORRIED.
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[EU] "I am Pennywise the dancing clown! What is your name, little boy?" "Hharry, sir. My name is Harry Dresden."
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