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Tweety didn’t know what to be more scared of

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After finally being able to lucid dream, I manage to have a fun time with the Looney Tunes.

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The riddler has kept sending me annoying riddles for the past week.

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As Tweety got sleepy, his owner tucked him into bed in his little bird cage.

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Harley Quinn was unexpectedly and horrifically sick after the meal Joker had made her, she threw up both vomit and blood.

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Tweety accidentally tossed his frisbee into the strange forest named “100 acre woods” so he and Bluey went to retrieve it.

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After months and months of me trying to persuade my friend into eating something else, he kept eating nothing but spaghetti.

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As the coyote waited for the road runner to come so that he’d know if he was ok, he heard the road runners “meep meep” noise.

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Granny was very heartbroken ever since her 2 pets, Tweety, and Sylvester went missing.

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“Hewwo? Is anybody wistening? My name is Tweety and something is coming- H̵̼̦͂̈́̋ȅ̶̺̠̬͘w̷̮̔͂̓p̸͓̹̽͛͝ ̶͙̞̉͜m̵̓̓͆ͅe̸͖̗̓̕ ̴͉̜̬̍͛o̵̙̟͋͑̑h̷̹͖̘͌̅̾ ̸̭̺̾͝g̶̐͜o̷̱̽̀͝ş̵̀̓͠h̸̬̪̋́ ̸͇̽͠i̷̘̣̐̂t̶̮̊’̶̘̥̉͗͒s̴̯͊͛ ̴̟̓̏͝h̴̛̹̿̍e̵͖̭̳̐ŗ̴͆̒͆ḙ̴̺̌ ̶̢̛̭̬͊̿ŏ̸̟̳̠h̵͓́ ̴̙̤̈͐n̶̨̝̐o̸̡̼͝ņ̵͙͖͘̚o̵͝ͅn̷̬͝o̴̥̱̬̐ ̵̢̲͆

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Tweety didn’t know what to be more scared of	509
After finally being able to lucid dream, I manage to have a fun time with the Looney Tunes.	219
The riddler has kept sending me annoying riddles for the past week.	34
As Tweety got sleepy, his owner tucked him into bed in his little bird cage.	13
Harley Quinn was unexpectedly and horrifically sick after the meal Joker had made her, she threw up both vomit and blood.	12
Tweety accidentally tossed his frisbee into the strange forest named “100 acre woods” so he and Bluey went to retrieve it.	5
After months and months of me trying to persuade my friend into eating something else, he kept eating nothing but spaghetti.	3
As the coyote waited for the road runner to come so that he’d know if he was ok, he heard the road runners “meep meep” noise.	3
Granny was very heartbroken ever since her 2 pets, Tweety, and Sylvester went missing.	3
“Hewwo? Is anybody wistening? My name is Tweety and something is coming- H̵̼̦͂̈́̋ȅ̶̺̠̬͘w̷̮̔͂̓p̸͓̹̽͛͝ ̶͙̞̉͜m̵̓̓͆ͅe̸͖̗̓̕ ̴͉̜̬̍͛o̵̙̟͋͑̑h̷̹͖̘͌̅̾ ̸̭̺̾͝g̶̐͜o̷̱̽̀͝ş̵̀̓͠h̸̬̪̋́ ̸͇̽͠i̷̘̣̐̂t̶̮̊’̶̘̥̉͗͒s̴̯͊͛ ̴̟̓̏͝h̴̛̹̿̍e̵͖̭̳̐ŗ̴͆̒͆ḙ̴̺̌ ̶̢̛̭̬͊̿ŏ̸̟̳̠h̵͓́ ̴̙̤̈͐n̶̨̝̐o̸̡̼͝ņ̵͙͖͘̚o̵͝ͅn̷̬͝o̴̥̱̬̐ ̵̢̲͆	2