/u/Frozenmeyer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Congratulations! You've just tested positive for immortality. We're currently running a psycho analysis to match you with the perfect soul-nemesis!" "Soul nemesis? Shouldn't I have a soulmate?" "No, that's a common misconception, our studies have shown hatred to be more stable and fulfilling!"
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[WP] You're a demon hunter, but not for revenge or moral reasons. Sulfurous compounds in demon flesh make excellent fertilizer, their unique bone structure makes wondrous tools, thats not even including the various metals prevalent in blood. Plus their seems to be an unlimited number of them!
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[WP] As arranged the interdimensional being stepped out into the amazon rainforest. Looking about in surprise it spoke "This world is so dead, I can feel the carcasses". "What carcasses?" You stammered. "Greater beings, it must be so lonely and so freeing, this plane is empty. Oh look green things!"
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[WP] For as long as you can remember you've known philisophical zombies to be false; you could sense the consciousness of those around you. That is until you bumped into the man in the grey coat, you couldn't sense any sort of presence off of him.
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[WP] In a world of joke based magic, comedians are wizards, and dad jokes can have real consequences. The forbidden arts is dark humor, the only way to counter dark humor is with darker humor, you've become the "blackstaff"; the only person to legally use dark humor for humanity's protection
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[WP] In july of 2156 they came from the sky. An extraterrestrial council spaceship. After a few years of turmoil humans join the council and are informed of a "sister" species, A race that through sheer coincidence shares many physiological similarities to humans.
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[WP] You've just cracked the secret to FTL travel, those stealth ships disappearing, had actually teleported elsewhere. Something enforcing the rules of reality stops working when you're very well hidden. So far the only problem is controlling where you jump to.
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[WP] Welcome to 'Build a Power'TM sponsored by the gods, you can choose any power but the strength of the power depends on how well it matches you, if the gods find it particularly interesting they might sponsor you. Good luck!
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[WP] "So what if humans get their legs past 90 degrees, Galtrimites can do 360!" "Its not the deliverable results that are impressive, its the process. Being technologically isolated they do things on their own." "Your not thinking of putting them in *there*, no race can handle the mental stress."
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[WP] The aliens that had respectfully asked for a hearing with Earth's leaders. "Greetings forerunners, your instructions left after you descended to green hell were to call upon you in a time of dire need" They paused, "We formally request your aid, any assistance we can offer is at your disposal".
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