/u/Fruit-Dealer's posts
[EU] Ever wonder why in Pokemon Games, the items you can give to your pokemon are predefined and arbitrary? Well, that’s because of league regulations. You’re the trainer who caused the league to put up these rules.
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[WP]"Two hours before the mission, you will rendezvous with SEAL Team 7 at these coordinates" "...Sir you just pointed to the middle of the ocean." "Correct Lieutenant, because they are Seals."
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[WP] A group of childhood friends grows up to be a pastor, a rabbi, an imam, and a buddhist monk, respectively. The pranks that they pull on each other become the stuff of legends.
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[WP]During an outbreak of a zombie virus, you are saved by a mysterious man clad a hazmat suit with an opaque faceplate. You join up with his group and notice he never talks. one day, his helmet comes off in a fight with a band of raiders, only to reveal a green face and bloodshot eyes - a zombie.
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[WP] All alien species have a lifespan of about ~15 years. This means that when humans marry with an age gap of 5+, to them, it's like a child dating a middle-aged person. They misunderstand this as that we are an entire planet of pedophiles.
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[WP]When a law school graduate applies to the Superhero League, the world laughs. Little do they know your ability is preventing any actions that violate the laws of the jurisdiction you are in from physically occurring within a certain radius. And the law is open to interpretation...
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[WP]Congratulations, You have been selected to compete in this season's Hell's Kitchen! But one of the contestants is a 30-foot long talking Burmese Python, and everyone else seems to be cool with it.
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[WP]You discover an Ouija board and unwittingly summon an ancient, malicious spirit that tries to possess you. The spirit is completely thrown off when you ask it out on a date.
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