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I was startled by my oldest child yelling "Daddy loves me best!"

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The cries of pain and anguish had become so much like normal background noise during this battle that I didn't know for how long when I finally realized they had stopped.

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Most of us just hear "blah blah blah...." when we hear a voice over an intercom.

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My wife was excited when I gave her a small box for her present.

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Once the lift reaches the top, I will be able to move.

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A popular song lyric tells me that I "gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."

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My wife just told me that she is pregnant.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was startled by my oldest child yelling "Daddy loves me best!"	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The cries of pain and anguish had become so much like normal background noise during this battle that I didn't know for how long when I finally realized they had stopped.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Most of us just hear "blah blah blah...." when we hear a voice over an intercom.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife was excited when I gave her a small box for her present.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Once the lift reaches the top, I will be able to move.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
A popular song lyric tells me that I "gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife just told me that she is pregnant.	1	TwoSentenceHorror