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I was horrified when the spray of blood, flesh and teeth hit the ceiling.

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"Thats my little Bobby in the red hat... which is yours?" The young woman asked, smiling at me.

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My 4-year old son said he wished that people didn't have to knock.

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I held my children tight to my chest as the enemy soldiers approached.

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The crowd wouldn't look me in the eye after I announced that only he who is without sin may cast the first stone.

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Billy turned his back and counted to ten.

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I was alone in the woods at night when a distress signal came in from my lower abdomen that the contents of supper had liquified and were demanding immediate evacuation.

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My boyfriend always knows exactly how to comfort me during the scary film scenes at night in our apartment.

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I love you, you love me...

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My friends laughed at my shrieks when the tour elephant began galloping uphill as soon as I had mounted it.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was horrified when the spray of blood, flesh and teeth hit the ceiling.	1229	TwoSentenceHorror
"Thats my little Bobby in the red hat... which is yours?" The young woman asked, smiling at me.	1182	TwoSentenceHorror
My 4-year old son said he wished that people didn't have to knock.	329	TwoSentenceHorror
I held my children tight to my chest as the enemy soldiers approached.	76	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowd wouldn't look me in the eye after I announced that only he who is without sin may cast the first stone.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
Billy turned his back and counted to ten.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
I was alone in the woods at night when a distress signal came in from my lower abdomen that the contents of supper had liquified and were demanding immediate evacuation.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
My boyfriend always knows exactly how to comfort me during the scary film scenes at night in our apartment.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I love you, you love me...	11	TwoSentenceHorror
My friends laughed at my shrieks when the tour elephant began galloping uphill as soon as I had mounted it.	11	TwoSentenceHorror