/u/FunnyAnimalPerson's posts
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[WP] Three sets of eight knocks at the door, the head of a horned fox in the window. Your best friend has arrived.
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[WP] "As the smartest dinosaur, it is my job to defend this city." Said the troodon, zipping up his spandex suit and fastening his belt.
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[WP] You enter a ballroom filled with fancy-dressed aligators. One of them, with a pink bow around its chest, asks you to dance with it. As you do, you can feel yourself change.
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[WP] You've been trapped by a centipede bard harvesting your sorrow for acoustic power. How do you escape?
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[WP] It crawled out from under the bed. It's Grey skin shimmering against the darkness. It wore a black tophat and striped vest with fancy tap-dancing shoes. With a cane in hand, the monster under the bed was about to perform a spectacle.
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[WP] The giant badger in the Taco onesie is your enemy, and he has won the battle, now he is taking all your town's mayonnaise for himself.
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[WP] Your eyes open once more, you are wearing a silk veil over your chest. You are surrounded by ostriches and coyotes, both species begging you to decide who shall live and who shall not.
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