/u/FunnyAnimalPerson's posts
[WP] 200 thousand years ago, the dinosaurs and pterosaurs were revived, and now they live in this futuristic landscape, with you as their God, not because they worship you but rather because the meat created from cloning your DNA is delicious.
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[WP] For the last week the entire city woke up to see the streets and roads ravaged. Tonight you stay awake to find out why, and you realize that during the night, hundreds of monsters come from the darkness to PARTY!!!!!
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[WP] You've been trapped by a centipede bard harvesting your sorrow for acoustic power. How do you escape?
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[WP] You've seen human bards, elf bards, werewolf bards, but this definitely the first time you met a giant centipede bard, and he is surprisingly good at putting those many appendages to use with violins.
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[WP] You are a tiny sugar glider prince, but you are the child of the giant bat king and queen, explain your story.
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[WP] A long talon knocked the frog off the balcony and into the river. Turning around you see an ostrich dressed in robes and a crown. "You don't want that slimy ol jerk, you want me, a pristine king."
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[WP] The Night Parade of 100 demons, 101 actually, because it now includes you ever since you made the decision to join them in a permanent yokai form.
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