/u/FurryTrashexe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mommy and Daddy were watching a show about destroying big buildings

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"I want to be 10 for the rest of my life!" wished the boy to the magic genie

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The police searched the field for where the missing body was buried, I tried to tell them, but they ignored me.

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I never really payed to much attention to the phrase on the bottle of honey-like medicine the doctor gave me for my strep throat, "made by man, for man"

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Looking around for something to eat, I found some jam left in the cupboard

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I always found it fun to M&M's but warming them in my mouth, then crushing with my touge

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I filled my dogs food bowl before I went to sleep that night, and later woke up to the sound of her eating it.

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My wife was giving me a headache with all of her talking, so I turned down my hearing aids.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy and Daddy were watching a show about destroying big buildings	340
"I want to be 10 for the rest of my life!" wished the boy to the magic genie	54
The police searched the field for where the missing body was buried, I tried to tell them, but they ignored me.	51
I never really payed to much attention to the phrase on the bottle of honey-like medicine the doctor gave me for my strep throat, "made by man, for man"	10
Looking around for something to eat, I found some jam left in the cupboard	7
I always found it fun to M&M's but warming them in my mouth, then crushing with my touge	7
I filled my dogs food bowl before I went to sleep that night, and later woke up to the sound of her eating it.	7
My wife was giving me a headache with all of her talking, so I turned down my hearing aids.	5