/u/Gakabaka's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My girlfriend kept on trying to get me to take my schizophrenia meds so all the demons I was screaming about would go away

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“Looks like that’s the last officer, let’s move on to the next ship,” I heard the coast guard officer shout.

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Man, this week has been terrible: my ear has been all slimy and gross - I think I might have an ear infection.

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You know, it would be nice to get off this boat, don’t you think we should land ashore and enjoy a nice day at the beach?

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As temperatures reached an all time high, I gasped as I realized what I had done.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend kept on trying to get me to take my schizophrenia meds so all the demons I was screaming about would go away	776
“Looks like that’s the last officer, let’s move on to the next ship,” I heard the coast guard officer shout.	62
Man, this week has been terrible: my ear has been all slimy and gross - I think I might have an ear infection.	16
You know, it would be nice to get off this boat, don’t you think we should land ashore and enjoy a nice day at the beach?	15
As temperatures reached an all time high, I gasped as I realized what I had done.	15