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My sister obliviously and reflexively poked fun at me when my phone rang and proudly displayed the contact initials, “BF.”

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Every night, my wife screams to wake the dead because she’s “seeing something in the corner of her eye.”

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I put in my contact in a haphazard daze and noticed a strand of hair that had been pinned between the lens and my eye.

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Everything about this rollercoaster that made me love it as a small child is exactly the same!

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My wife walked calmly out of the house as our newborns’ cries droned on.

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You know what they say, “an apple a day keeps the doctors okay.”

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At every house we passed, my little brother jokingly announced from atop mom’s shoulders, “Is this our home?”

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I had finally finished writing an excruciating dissertation, hours before it was due.

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I shot a man with a gun shortly after my walkie buzzed an alert of an intruder.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My sister obliviously and reflexively poked fun at me when my phone rang and proudly displayed the contact initials, “BF.”	22
Every night, my wife screams to wake the dead because she’s “seeing something in the corner of her eye.”	20
I put in my contact in a haphazard daze and noticed a strand of hair that had been pinned between the lens and my eye.	18
Everything about this rollercoaster that made me love it as a small child is exactly the same!	14
My wife walked calmly out of the house as our newborns’ cries droned on.	11
You know what they say, “an apple a day keeps the doctors okay.”	9
At every house we passed, my little brother jokingly announced from atop mom’s shoulders, “Is this our home?”	7
I had finally finished writing an excruciating dissertation, hours before it was due.	4
I shot a man with a gun shortly after my walkie buzzed an alert of an intruder.	1