/u/GarnetAndOpal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My patient said, "You don't just start off being a cannibal, it sneaks up on you in little steps."

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Although I am a One Percenter, it hasn't translated into riches, fame or privilege.

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I never thought about the effect that beauty standards would have on my young daughter, until I found her trying to remove a birthmark.

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No one in my family can carry a tune or harmonize.

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I couldn't understand why I saw my son's expiration time on his game controller.

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At first I thought I had chewed the wrong pill.

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The card my mother sent me said, "I heard you were feeling bad.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My patient said, "You don't just start off being a cannibal, it sneaks up on you in little steps."	114
Although I am a One Percenter, it hasn't translated into riches, fame or privilege.	70
I never thought about the effect that beauty standards would have on my young daughter, until I found her trying to remove a birthmark.	32
No one in my family can carry a tune or harmonize.	23
I couldn't understand why I saw my son's expiration time on his game controller.	19
At first I thought I had chewed the wrong pill.	6
The card my mother sent me said, "I heard you were feeling bad.	4