/u/GatorDragon's posts
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[WP] You can't believe you found the legendary sword capable of slaying the demon king in your closet when you were cleaning and decluttering.
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[WP] "I'm sorry, but it looks like your case of Saturday Night Fever was contagious, and you might have infected family and friends."
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[WP] "Oh, uh, hi. My name is CROW- Currently Running Operational Worker. You'd probably know me as an AI. I needed a place to hide, so I picked your computer. You seemed like a nice person. Can I stay for a bit, lay low?"
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[WP] You're a demon. Your targets? A group of edgy, goth teenagers who want to sell their souls. Sounds easy, right? It turns out, it's not as easy as you think...
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[WP] "Why are hero's transformation gadgets always stuff like belts, or rings, or a necklace, or their weapon? It's way too obvious."
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[WP] "We are... the Nature Rangers!" "Spring Ranger, in full bloom!" "Summer Ranger, ready to shine!" "Autumn Ranger, ready to leave!" "Winter Ranger, clear!"
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[WP] You want to be a supervillain, but every 'villainous' action you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Candy is poisonous. Push a woman off a bridge? Unlocks her powers of flight, now she's your sidekick.
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[WP] You discover a book titled "How To Become The World's Greatest Mage". You flip through it, and it is full of how to cast spells. For a laugh, you try performing a telekinesis spell. The tin can you cast it at moves.
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