/u/GatorDragon's posts
[WP] The hope of the world rests on a lazy hero, a sarcastic princess tomboy, a very incompetent mage, and a cleric who is trying desperately to hold this group together.
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[WP] "You know what? This time, the chosen one will not receive their powers on their 16th, or 18th, or 21st birthday. They'll get them at 30!" "Oh... that is a bad idea waiting to happen."
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[WP] "Okay, just... explain to me, why, exactly, in this high-tech, digital age, you are using a sword instead of a gun?"
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[WP] Monster souls provide the intelligence and magic of enchanted weapons. Vampires, werewolves, dragons, demons, elementals, all are killed and forged into steel. When the Prince goes to select a weapon, it is a surprise when he picks a simple longsword with a goblin's soul in it.
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[WP] "Why is there no in-between? Vampires are either walking Greek statues with perfect hair and chiseled muscles, or they're literal monsters with wild hair and ugly faces! Why can't there just be a vampire that looks like a normal person, aside from the fangs?"
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[WP] You were waiting eagerly for your baby to say "Mama" or "Papa". You didn't expect a full sentence, let alone one of that length.
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[WP] You know that Lady Gaga song, 'Just Dance'? You're in a situation a lot like that. You're so drunk that you've lost your phone, keys, and partner, and you can't even remember the name of this club you're in.
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