| When you call security on your opponent | 238 | mtg | | | | |
| Quiet in the LGS | 52 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| Integer begone | 51 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| When you aren't allowed to play MTG with your cousins | 38 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| Limit opponent to only playing lands | 32 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| Infantry Veteran | 26 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| Taking theft decks to a new level | 21 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| Stop rushing me | 18 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
| When you aren't allowed to play MTG with your cousins | 2 | MTGSharpieCube | | | | |
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